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The Brief History Of The F Word

There are only eleven times in history where the “F” word has been considered acceptable for use. For now, lets call the “F” word(that’s right, the word which you all have in mind. FU**) as FU** .

Number 11 –

“What the fu** do you mean we’re sinking?”
— Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

Number 10 –

“What the fu** was that?”
— Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

Number 9 –

“Where did all those fu**ing Indians come from?”
— Custer, 1877

Number 8 –

“Any fu**ing idiot could understand that.”
— Einstein, 1938

Number 7 –

“It does so fu**ing look like her!”
— Picasso, 1926

Number 6 –

“How the fu** did you work that out?”
— Pythagoras, 126 BC

Number 5-

“You want WHAT on the fu**ing ceiling?”
— Michelangelo, 1566

Number 4 –

“Where the fu**are we?”
— Amelia Earhart, 1937

Number 3 –

“Scattered fu**ing showers, my ass!”
— Noah, 4314 BC

Number 2 –

“Aw c’mon. Who the fu** is going to find out?”
— Bill Clinton, 1999

Number 1 –

“Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this fu**ing mad.”
— Sadaam Hussein, 2003

Well this could be the last post for this year from me. So i thought I should be fu**ing special. Overall its been a great year for me. Happy New Year everyone !!

Cheers
Vinod Chandramouli

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Dark Knight Part 2 – Return of the Batman….Err…Superman !!

  I read this translation on some pirated movie and its damn funny…

When being a child Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact his parents of millionaire were killed cruelly. So affected his strong desire of Revenging his parents. However, God had never given him a chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Raws Al-Ghul – the chief of Ninja Group, Bruce come to Gete, which was a corrupted city filled with various crime groups. Bruce found a basement under his villa that turned him into another person: Spiderman. With this mask Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere. Such as Tougon, the chief of mafia, Dr. Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker, even a mysterious opponent quite familiar with him

Cheers
Vinod Chandramouli

P.S : I am still alive. Been really busy but will come back with more(sensible) posts soon.

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