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We Are Like This Only !!

UPDATE :

After threatening calls from Gujarat, I have decided to add in few disclaimers.There are two types of Woman in this world.

One who fall into the below category, one who don’t.

The battle has been around for a long time. From the time Adam and Eve ate that god damn Apple (Didn’t God really say Damn to that Apple ??), the battle between Men and Women have been on ! We blame them, they blame us. The fact is We can’t live with them  but we also can’t live without them as well. At the end of all this, Men are more happier than Women ! Wanna know why ?

Let’s start with

Nick Names :

  • If Laura, Karen and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Karen and Sarah.
  • If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

Actually Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-Eyes are decent nicknames. Wait till you hear what I call my friends.

The next category is

EATING OUT

  • When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and Dan will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
  • When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Say for an example a girl and a guy are out on a Date, If the guy pays he is a gentleman, If the girls pay the guy is such a miser ! Do you even know how difficult it is to manage stuff because of inflation ? Dutching !! the word you are looking for is Dutching !!

That brings me to my next point

MONEY

  • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
  • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

The word Bargain was either framed by a Girl or was framed keeping Girls in mind !

Lets talk about basic stuff like

BATHROOM

  • A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a  towel .
  • The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

Its true. I counted it. I have just SIX Items !

If you are girl, by this time, you are ready to comment for this post simply because you wanna argue !

ARGUMENTS

  • A woman has the last word in any argument.
  • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Now you know what I mean right ?

Alright how about this one ?

NATURAL

  • Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
  • Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

That is so true. No wonder you have 337 things in your bathroom. Morning Face Pack, Before Shower Face pack, After shower face pack, before you hit the bed cream, after your morning chai cream. DAMN !

Ah ha ! This is important

FUTURE

  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

You will have to agree with me on that !

All that said, Let me tell you what Stephen Stills once said

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.

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8 Responses

  1. sharanyan says:

    “If Laura, Karen and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Karen and Sarah.
    If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.” I can’t agree more. Wait till YOU hear what we call each other!!

    “Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
    That is so true. No wonder you have 337 things in your bathroom. ”
    Again, can’t agree more. The reason, I guess is normally pretty women wear all these beautifying stuff which make them extra pretty which we ge tused to and when it wears off, they look less prettier than they used to.
    The sad truth is beautifying stuff make a woman look ugly if you ask me.

  2. theshowstopper says:

    Sharanyan ,
    Welcome to Rating My Life !! Yeah those 2 inch make up layer !! :)

    regards
    VC

  3. BlueMist says:

    :D these “hum-tum” jokes are never ending ones :D

  4. nope, they never end !! :)

    vc

  5. s w a t says:

    VC, now that we’ve heard from Sharan that beautifying things make a woman look ugly, let’s hear your take on that as well… comeon :D

  6. Swat,
    My take is really simple. If you read the update. There are two types of girls in this world.

    One who fall under this category, one who dont !! :)

    VC

  7. s w a t says:

    no no, i meant- do u agree with sharan’s POV?

  8. Swat,
    That’s a easy question, ofcourse I agree with Sharan !!

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