The Brief History Of The F Word

There are only eleven times in history where the “F” word has been considered acceptable for use. For now, lets call the “F” word(that’s right, the word which you all have in mind. FU**) as FU** .

Number 11 -

“What the fu** do you mean we’re sinking?”
– Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

Number 10 -

“What the fu** was that?”
– Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

Number 9 -

“Where did all those fu**ing Indians come from?”
– Custer, 1877

Number 8 -

“Any fu**ing idiot could understand that.”
– Einstein, 1938

Number 7 -

“It does so fu**ing look like her!”
– Picasso, 1926

Number 6 -

“How the fu** did you work that out?”
– Pythagoras, 126 BC

Number 5-

“You want WHAT on the fu**ing ceiling?”
– Michelangelo, 1566

Number 4 -

“Where the fu**are we?”
– Amelia Earhart, 1937

Number 3 -

“Scattered fu**ing showers, my ass!”
– Noah, 4314 BC

Number 2 -

“Aw c’mon. Who the fu** is going to find out?”
– Bill Clinton, 1999

Number 1 -

“Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this fu**ing mad.”
– Sadaam Hussein, 2003

Well this could be the last post for this year from me. So i thought I should be fu**ing special. Overall its been a great year for me. Happy New Year everyone !!

Cheers
Vinod Chandramouli

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