Ever Heard of Math Poem ?

Lets say I like math.haha ! and I am kinda good at it Somebody shoot me !!, I would have written a poem in math. Yeah you heard me right Math. Here is how it would have gone.

I fear that I will always be 

A lonely number like root three 

A three is all that’s good and right, 

Why must my three keep out of sight 

Beneath a vicious square root sign,

I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,

with just some quick arithmetic 

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321 

Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,

Another square root of a three 

Has quietly come waltzing by,

Together now we multiply 

To form a number we prefer,

Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds 

And with a wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued

And love for me has been renewed. 

For starters, I did not write this , but I would have written something like this. I call it Math Poem !!

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The Week That Wasn’t !!

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The Race Is On !!

Yay ! Remember the ‘100 things to do before I die’ List ? (Top right hand corner !!) . I am done with 1 and I have 99 to go !!

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You Drink Inside !! You Smoke Outside !!

  I know, its sounds like the next Intel Ad doesn’t it ?? Anyway did you guys check out the new Smoking Ban which is to be implemented from Oct 2nd ? I find it really funny. You cannot smoke at the following areas,

shopping malls, cinema halls, public/private work place, hotels, banquet halls, discotheques, canteen, coffee house, pubs, bars, airport lounge, railway stations

I mean come on dude, you cannot smoke at discs , pubs and bars ?? wtf !! What is the point in people going to a pub and not smoking ? It will be like going to a cinema theatre just for their Nacho’s !! 

Oh the best part is, you cannot smoke at a bar or a pub but you can smoke on the road or in a park. Are they under the impression that Kids go to Pubs more than Parks ? Just a question !!

I wonder how Mr Nick Naylor (Thank You For Smoking) would handle it !

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We Are Like This Only !!

UPDATE :

After threatening calls from Gujarat, I have decided to add in few disclaimers.There are two types of Woman in this world.

One who fall into the below category, one who don’t.

The battle has been around for a long time. From the time Adam and Eve ate that god damn Apple (Didn’t God really say Damn to that Apple ??), the battle between Men and Women have been on ! We blame them, they blame us. The fact is We can’t live with them  but we also can’t live without them as well. At the end of all this, Men are more happier than Women ! Wanna know why ?

Let’s start with

Nick Names :

• If Laura, Karen and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Karen and Sarah.
• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

Actually Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-Eyes are decent nicknames. Wait till you hear what I call my friends.

The next category is

EATING OUT

• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and Dan will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Say for an example a girl and a guy are out on a Date, If the guy pays he is a gentleman, If the girls pay the guy is such a miser ! Do you even know how difficult it is to manage stuff because of inflation ? Dutching !! the word you are looking for is Dutching !!

That brings me to my next point

MONEY

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

The word Bargain was either framed by a Girl or was framed keeping Girls in mind !

Lets talk about basic stuff like

BATHROOM

• A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a  towel .
• The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

Its true. I counted it. I have just SIX Items !

If you are girl, by this time, you are ready to comment for this post simply because you wanna argue !

ARGUMENTS

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Now you know what I mean right ?

Alright how about this one ?

NATURAL

• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

That is so true. No wonder you have 337 things in your bathroom. Morning Face Pack, Before Shower Face pack, After shower face pack, before you hit the bed cream, after your morning chai cream. DAMN !

Ah ha ! This is important

FUTURE

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

You will have to agree with me on that !

All that said, Let me tell you what Stephen Stills once said

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.

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Jaggy’s Effect !!

Name of the Effect : Jaggy’s Effect

Originator : Jagdeep Singh Virdi a.k.a Jaggy a.k.a Pajji a.ka. call-him-whatever-you-want-he-wont-mind.

Effect :

Step 1 : Get up from the bed.

Step 2 : Brush your teeth.

Step 3 : Take Bath

Step 4 : Get ready for work

Step 5 : Look at your watch.

Step 6 : I still have time ! Let me rest for sometime

Step 7 : Get up two hours later

Step 8 : Shit, Late for work, Run Lola Run !!

Step 9 : Regret you slept !

If you have done this or you do this any time, Call it Jaggy’s Effect !!

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100 Things to Do Before I Die !

 Everybody has got dreams. Some get to see their dreams become reality some don’t. That’s life. It beeps you to the third Moon !! But the most challenging part is to change these dreams of yours into reality. Well If you look at the top right hand corner of this page you will find a category called 100 things to do before I die. I am gonna document all my dreams and work towards making it a reality.

Now some of them would involve money, some of them are illegal and some of them are crazy but hey its my dream after all ! The list is not complete , I will update the moment I have a dream !!

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